My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.
this is basically all i’ve done today since waking up
day 16 and 23: future and family BAM
OH. MY. HEARTS.
ADORABLEEEEEEEE
I couldn’t find a good quality of this on Tumblr, so I decided to add one myself. It’s old, but I love it. I actually cried while reading this.
Written by a member in IGN | Drawn by ONESOUND
CRYING
Right in my heart
makes a game where the female characters all wear practical armor and shoes and have character development arcs
and then i put the boys in little thongs and devotes so much budget and manpower into making elaborate dick-jiggle physics and all they do is giggle and occasionally make out with each other for the audience’s titilation
sells it with photos of skimpy outfitted girls on the front
NO BUT SERIOUSLY
WHY DOES NO ONE TALK ABOUT THE QUETZALCOATLUS?!
I MEAN, JESUS F. CHRIST.
PTERODACTYLS AIN’T SHIT NEXT TO THESE MOTHER FUCKERS. QUETZALCOATLUS FUCKING ATE BABY DINOSAURS FOR BRUNCH.
LITTLE-FOOT, NOOOO!!!
JUST IMAGINE SOMETHING AS TALL AS A MOTHER FUCKING GIRAFFE
SOARING THROUGH THE SKIES AT 80 MILES PER HOUR, AND THEN SWOOPING DOWN AND FUCKING EATING YOUR FACE OFF.
FUCKING QUETZALCOATLUS
This is a wolf made from pipe cleaners. (more)
ARE YOU KIDDING
GET OUT
WHAT IS MY LIFE
THAT’S PIPE CLEANERS
PIPE
CLEANERS
i don’t really understand where penises go when boys wear pants
sometimes to the left
sometimes to the right
sometimes up
sometimes down
sometimes painful
sometimes not
depends
take it back now y’all
One hop this time
please don’t jump on my penis
charlie brown
The latest rumors surrounding the Xbox One are that the demos that Microsoft allowed people to play on at E3 were not running on an Xbox One, but instead running on high-end PCs with Titan graphics cards.
If this is the case, they were running the games on a system that is around 3x faster than the Xbox One.These rumors are backed up by images that clearly show a high-end desktop under the displays of the Xbox One stands at E3.
people have actually sat down on their chair, went to a gaming website, searched for the xbox one, clicked the pre-order button, paid $500, and are actually waiting for it
if you listen closely you can hear sony laughing in the distance
